This afternoon, while I was doing some cooking, Scout found a "new" place to play. It started simple enough. A few pots and pans on the floor, then one child, two children and pillows in a cabinet. No wonder I can't keep my house clean.
You may be asking yourself why my children are almost completely naked. However, there is a good reason. While I was cooking, the temperature in the kitchen reached a scorching eighty degrees.
And, if there were any questions about my parenting style or lack there of the answer to this simple question will end all debate.
Wade (to Scout): "What's your name?"
Yes, I have trained my daughter that her name is Scoutzilla.