|Yep, that's pen on her legs.|
Our conversation went a little something like this:
Me: "Oh, Wade?"
Wade: "Yep." (while looking at his ipad)
Me: "Scout has pen on her legs. How did that happen?"
Wade: "I dunno. There must have been a pen in the toy bucket."
But, wait. There's more... When Scout lifted up her shirt, to try on the new dress I bought for her, this is what I saw...
|Yep, that's more pen on her Buddha belly!|
But, wait. There is STILL more. A few hours later my mother called me, and she needed me to go to Best Buy for her, so like the GOOD daughter I went. When I came home this is what I found...
|No, Joke! Are you "f....king" kidding me.|